wallaahh~~
omg.omg.omg.omg.omg.omg.OMG!! nmpk x betape tekejut nyer aku? seyesly tekejut.
ok, cerite begini.
ape reaksi korg bile kwn korg pinjam brg korg xpulang2? &&ofcoz la wat cam harte sndr. eeww! jijik, hine&&dine okay!
a fren of mine crite la, kwn die pnjm kasut die xpulang2. nn last2 die kate: "amek jela kasut tu, timah" *timah bkn name sbnr* haha. bg aku mcm memalukan la, tp bg si peminjam die suke kowt! sbb xyah klua duet bli brg2 yg die nk, pnjm aka amek jela org punyer! i dont noe, tp xmungkin la kasut pom xbley nk afford. melampao kut. masok bersamamu tv3 jela!
aku pna gak kene. tp aku sound direct je ah. sian kwn aku doe. kepada si peminjam, even if your face dont look good, well atlez your behavior shud be good. okay?
result klua esok!
wallaahh~~
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
eeww! gross.
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Thursday, December 3, 2009
uh oh
wallaahh~~
hello.hello people.
"cutimakesmybrainlembab"- ini betol, even day&date pom aku boley lupe. ok, itu bkn topic utame.
yes,yes,yes! mcm dlm crite yes man tu. tp ni nk ckp psl year end sale ok. called kj yesterdae n die ajak g yes. fine, mmg nk g pom. but then she wasn't so sure cuz she might not be in kl on that dae.
one question, :(( hurm ni. BFF bley putos kwn ke?
lovey dovey babe.
wallaahh~~
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
simple as that
wallaahh~~
two words--my rules:
- i am always right.
- in case im wrong, see rule num 1.
get it?
wallaahh~~
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come back
wallaahh~~
hello.hello people! im back to bloggy thingy. hehe.
since my bff is wondering whether my blog is still alive or da innalillah, so here i am updating da blog. ni nk wat come back, acewawahhhh. mcm artis! sbnr nyer xde mud nk blogging, due to severel unevitable reasons. holidae started almost 2weeks ago, && ALOTSSSSSSSS of thingy happened and i just couldnt write it here every single thing. so aku tulis ape yg aku igt jela!
anyway, its gonna be a bit long.
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Monday, September 21, 2009
kl yg lengang tp sesak
taraaaa!!
org mmg ramai sgt.sgt.sgt kt jln tar. esok da nk raye pom still nk bli.bli lg? aku bli air tin cincau je, n balekk. reached home at 3am.
wallaahh~~
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Sunday, September 6, 2009
ntah knape
wallaahh~~
ntah knape, lately ni aku sgt mls, teramat la mls, utk berblog ok. padahal byk jerh bende nk story mory dlm blog nih. tp semacam xde feel. n on9 juge smakin bekurangan + kejap.kejap aje.
ntah knape, lately nih aku smaken suke dgn mknn dr pantai timur. laksam, nasi dagang, n skang mengidam satar yg dibuat oleh aziz satar. haha. ++dulu aku tgk kueh akok tu, jgn kate xde slere, niat nk mkn kueh akok pom xde. sbb kaler die cam xmenarek kan, n cam lembek2 plak. tp ble da rs, mcm sedap plak.
ntah knape, lately nih sgt suke mengajuk care ckp sorg lecturer nih taw. cube teke sape? die slalu ckp camnih: "misal kate bahawe...." dan.. "u all ni ngantok je.. klu ngantok nnt i bg kuiz" dan jgkkk "ok phm klas? hmmm.." haha. aku bley kire bpe byk "misal kate bahawe" yg die ckp dlm klas. tp aku sgt suke die sbb die sempoi n cool je. best!
ntah knape, lately nih lecturer mcm senang hati melambak kan kerje kt students. presentation yg sgt byk smpe bley konfius group dgn sape. mcm ni ke hidop? *ceh, ayat gramatis*
ntah knape. lately nih emosi sume org cam xterkawal. org terase ati dgn aku, gado. aku bengang dgn org tuh, gado. aisehman. =((
knape?
wallaahh~~
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Thursday, July 30, 2009
tgk la ni weyh!
wallaahh~~

SERIUSLY BEST + KLAKA GYLE OK. aku bg 4.5 stars la. haha. cam excited ajerh pegi tgk n pilih mase yg paling awl, padahal motif utame keluar nk beli barang.barangan. n oh, midvalley mcm da berubah byk sgt. i wonder ape yg aku da buat these past few months sbb mcm da berabad xpegi midvalley. serius nih, like stahun kowt xpegi melawat midvalley. sakai la pulak tgk kedai2 baru. hoho.
*saranan kerajaan: tgk la the proposal. pasti tidak menyesal. =))*
wallaahh~~
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
aku amah di rmh sendiri
wallaahh~~
tajok perbincangan arini adalah org gaji aka amah. sbb nyer terase diri ini seperti amah tidak berbayar dlm rmh sendiri. hoho. rmh aku xde amah. sbb mak aku xsuke. tp menurut bapak aku pernah la ade skali dulu. nn melihat kepade amah aunty.aunty aku+kwn2 yg ade amah kt rmh, sume nyer cerite negatif je psl dorg nih.
amah kt rmh aku time dulu.dulu
mak aku kate, da la malas wat keje, then agak2 time bapak aku nk lek rmh dr keje, cpt2 pkai lipstik weyh! niat xbaek la tuh, konon la bapak aku nk tepikat. ceit. muke da cam jamban. podah! mak aku pom merasap la, dgn segere terminate amah tu before die pakai sexi2 plak dpn bapak aku. haha.
amah kt rmh aunty aku
tue la, 40-an kowt. baek, masak sedap, pandai urut. tp...byk ckp. adoi payah. bile petang aunty aku balek dr keje, tgk.tgk amah tu tgh besembang dgn amah jiran sebelah. padahal time tuh anak die yg kecik da g maen tgh jalan. haha. terminate xlame kemudian.
amah kt rmh kwn mak aku
kwn mak aku sgt kaye raye.kaye raye. phm? die dok penthouse, tp die second wife la. keje die dok rmh taw nk cantek je. kilat kuku la ape la. then skali tuh mak aku g la rmh die dgn dijempot oleh driver die. mase mak aku nk tumpang toilet rmh die, alangkah tekejot nyer mak aku yg amah die tggl kt atas siling toilet tuh. seyesly tekejot, sbb die xsediekan bilik utk amah die. sgt kagum mcmane die bley nk bg amah die tggl kt siling tuh. hoho.
dyg, amah rmh kaw camne? haha.
wallaahh~~
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
ikan cine, ikan endon
wallaahhh~~
geli kowt. xtipu. bukti nyer? lihat la amy. kaki die xcelop pom dlm air. padahal ikan2 sume da lapa. mengharapkan sisa.sisa dan kulit mati di kaki mereke. ehhe. org2 arab juge ramai kt spa nih. cube teke spa nih kt mane. BTS. bukan bdr tasek slatan owkey. it's berjaya times square~
++yg best nyer, spa yg kitorg pegi nih, org endon kowt pekerje die, gado dgn pekerje cine spa opposite.
cine tu kate: "im malaysian, org endon manyak jahat. curik customer olang. "
si endon plak bidas: " i can speak malay, english, franch, arabic. but chinese? i dont want to learn. saya xsuke cina"
hoho. bg aku, org cine 2 xleh nk salahkan si endon. sbb dlm bisnes, sape cpt die dpt la. kaw yg xpandai tackle customer. stakat diri depan kedai & ckp "im malaysian" ape yg kaw dpt? da tu nk kate org curik customer. podah!
bkn la nk sokong si endon, tp hakikat nyer die mmg pandai amek ati customer. plus, aku tgk sndr die ckp arabic dgn mak arab dgn fluent nyer *w'pom xphm* and die active, ke hulu ke hilir grab customer. xde la bediri je dpn kedai mcm org kedai depan buat.
mereke kate lepas bg ikan mkn kaki, kulit jd lembot dr sblm nyer. sedikit penyesalan sbb xbuat.
wallaahh~~
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Monday, July 27, 2009
obsessed
wallaahh~~

ok, seriusly sgt psiko perempuan itu. dlm dunie ni betol2 ade ke org mcm tu? haish. sgt dasat ok. sbb die sanggop wat ape2 je. nn salute larh kt laki tuh yg bername derek sbb xtergode langsung dgn perempuan psiko yg howt itu. mmg patot tgk, sbb si gile bername lisa sheridan itu mmg tidak berputus asa. sikap tu harus dipuji. hoho.
aku plak cam da terjebak kepade sesuatu ketagihan sejak intersesi lg. bkn la ketagih ectasy or pil kude ke hape an. cume ketagihan ice lemon tea yg tidak dpt dibendung. klu xdpt, nnt mate merah2, menggigil, peloh2, bertindak diluar jangkaan. ehhe. ok, tipu je.
mase intersesi ade vending machine jual air tuh, senang la. sekarang, pegi mane2 pom mtk ice lemon tea. nandos, siap bley refill byk2 agy, kfc pom ade, food court mane2 tmpt pom ade. klu g lepak mapley? mtk icel emon tea, die bg teh o ais limao. haha. sengal sikit la. tp trime jela. klu kt rmh?? pesan kt ayah, beli ice lemon tea season b4 lek keje. =) thx eyh ayah.
penyaket babi. aku plak yg xbley klua rmh. mama xbg. sadis dan tragis.
wallaahh~~
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Friday, July 3, 2009
kafir is howt, howt is panas.
wallaahh~~
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Saturday, June 27, 2009
adek
wallaahh~~

lihat la bdk sememeh ni. call him gib. die ni mmg la soSIAL sket. ok, sy tipu. die soSIAL byk. kuikui. bley plak mase die kat zouk, polis serbu. hamek kaw. pdn la muke. daa la ic patah+tebelah due. bile polis suroh tunjuk ic, menggelabah nk sambong kan balek. kaw igt wat puzzle ke?
haihh. adekku, bley x perangai tu senonoh sket?
wallaahh~~
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Friday, June 26, 2009
sy mkn peri soup. die mkn chicken wing.
wallaahh~~
borim di hospital. da naek gyle borim nyer. ting! mari kita meronggeng.....
tindakan pantas: asek mendail num org itu. tp org itu xangkat.angkat. niat dihati nk ajak la org itu g ronggeng di OU. namonn... haihh. tido pukol 8pg kate nyer. kuciwa.
dail pule number org ini. tiada jawapan. haihh. cani serupe xyah gne hp. nsb baek kol semule, tu pom selepas stgh jam++. dikampung. fine.
aiseh. cube try test kol die. ok fine, g amek die kt uia. da la xtaw jln. ikowt federal highway kan wey? ha? junction ade iklan milo? ceit, pnt aku cr, padahal iklan nescafe. sengal.
da la underestimate org, aku smpe dpn kolej baru nk siap??? dush.dush laju.laju! da la ujan, siap wat u turn sebelah tgn sbb kol die nk tanyer jln. belagak pro je an. padahal da eksiden byk kali.
kemudian g damansara. melantak nando's lg. motif nyer nk jumpe pekerje nando's yg akan retire next week. kuikui. lepak di rmh org itu, yg tido kol 8 tu. tejadi insiden cemas seketika sebelom dpt masok rmh die. haha.
p/s: guard rmh org itu sgt menakowtkan. bwk kayu pnjg yg nk blasah org. bkn guard slalu bwk cota je ke? hmm. klu guard uitm bwk kayu pnjg? haishh.
wallaahh~~
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Sunday, June 14, 2009
heart itu jantung ke hati?
wallaahh~~
tajok tiade kene mengene dgn post, tp lantak la.
aku tidak paham. kenape la engkaw diciptakan dgn sifat bz body. haihhh. semakin hari semaken membenci engkaw dan sikap kaw yg menjengkelkan tuh. adoiiyai. perlu ke kaw amek taw hal semua org? eew!
kaw bajet kaw hot? kerane mengeluarkan statement, "sori, im taken" ahaha. itu mcm nk menunjuk kan "sy ni maseh laku". aku mcm xde peluang nk ngam dgn kaw, pernah sekelas dulu, dan juge sekarang. kaw ade ataw tidak, mcm tiada beze. kehadiran kaw cume diperasani apabila kaw sebok bertanyekan sume org soalan yg same dgn niat utama "BZ BODY"
OMG.
wallaahh~~
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Saturday, June 13, 2009
pertemuan tidak dijangke
wallaahh~~
pnt. berlari.lari dr bus stop perindu ke pusat sukan. motif utame utk melihat mamu yusop maen volleyball. ye, mendapat panggilan dr kala amira sedikit lmbt, menyebabkan tiada persediaan utk ke pusat sukan.
namon, kusangkakan panas hingge ke ptg, tp hujan renyai pule. mamu yusop kalah terlalu awl, teros diangkut nyer utk melantak. haha. "dr siang xmkn nih" kata beliaw. trimas blanje air sirap! =)
ke hotel concorde, melihat penyanyi seksi di lounge. haha. pulang.
wallaahh~~
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Saturday, June 6, 2009
lappy sehat, sy kenyang
wallaahh~~
haha. gelak dgn senang hati kerane perot kenyang.
kenyang kerane baru lepas melantak 1/4 ayam hot peri.peri bersame nasi+coleslaw yg sedap di nando's. ye, ketike mengepost entry ini, sy di nando's. melepak bersame lappy sy, saje bwk die klua jenjalan setelah lappy demam utk beberape hari. =)
motif utame melepak di nando's damansara inih, kerane saje ingin menjadi customer kepade bestie sendiri yg menjadi waitress nando's. haha. tggu die habes kerje then melepak di OU. jom la weyh, sesame! haihh, lg 5 jam nk tggu die abes keje. perlukah sy buat assignment far+tax sy di nando's ini? mungkin perlu, kerane mendapat sokongan dr staff nando's sendiri yg asik mengrefill air sy. trimas! service anda mmg tip top+egg-cellent. hoho.
kasihan bonda sy, die igt sy sedang menelaah di kolej, padahal anak nyer mungkin akan menonton mid nite muvi di cinema berdekatan. ampun buk!
&&xsangke nando's pon ade service delivery. hoho. maju suda.
wallaahh~~
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Friday, June 5, 2009
doctor yg howt.howt
wallaahh~~
lappy sy demam. =( die da xsehat sgt. sy risaw. tp sy xbawak die g jumpe doctor..sbb sy sibuk. tp smlm sy call klinik die..smpa habes kredit sy. naseb baek nurse tu kate, nnt doctor dtg rmh.. weehee~~
td around 2.30pm, doctor die dtg rmh. mude kowt doctor tu. agaga. around 22,23 camtu kowt umo die. teruje! hoho.
doctor tu check.check la lappy sy. abes sume die bukak. i repeat, SEMUA. yg tggl mmg rangka semate.mate. dr berat lappy sy yg chubby+cuddlelycuddle tu estimated 2kg, after bukak sume, maybe cam 200gram asam rm2 kt pasar mlm tu je. n i was like, " ok, wow, reti ke kaw pasang balekk sume komponen lappy aku nih. slh pasang kang meletop pulak byle aku gune."
siap pasang balekk like 30minutes later, n after check.check internal die, 1 hour jugak la setle sume. testing.testing jap, lappy sy da sehatt! sy gumbirak gyle. nn tibe.tibe teringat cerite jepon zettai kareshi. xpenah tgk? pegi carik, sbb cerite tuh psl robot, kelakar+sedey jgk.
tp nnt lappy demam la lg..bley doctor tu dtg selaluu.. haha
thx ya doc~
wallaahh~~
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last few days
wallaahh~~
*lewat tgh mlm,pd beberape hari yg lepas*
saat aku sedang seronok beborak dgn rakan+sahabat+teman, tibe2 sorg bdk bilik aku yg kupanggel anita sarawak masok bilik dgn keadaan mrh sambel menghempas pintu dgn kuat sekali. aku kaget. tp maseh meneroskan perbualan seperti biase diselangi gelak.gelak yg boleyy menjijikkan manusie disekelilingku.
habes berbual, aku didatangi oleh si anita. sedikit perbualan.
"aku bengang la, besi *sorg lg rummate aku* gado dgn kapel die, then nk lepaskan kt aku plak"
"ooh, dorg gado ke? abes mane besi?"
"ade, kt depan toilet tingkt bawah. kaw g la tgk die, da la sok ade quiz weyh. aku risaw plak"
"hmm, klu aku, bie je la die sensorg. nnt ok la tuh"
"kaw gla tgk, die da la jenis layan prasaan." *ayat xbley blah*
aku dgn mls dan tanpe sedikit pom rs ragu.ragu dan shubhah turun ke tingkat bwh, niat di hati stakat nk tgk2 jela, mane taw besi nk luah isi hati or share problem ke hape ke an. duduk di sebelah besi, mule la sesi pujuk memujuk.
tibe2, ade plak air dr tingkat atas. ku kire, org nk sidai baju, tp selamber perah air baju dr tingkat atas. darah da mule nk mendidih, angin taufan da mule masok bdn. mule mengumpulkan tenage dan energy nk sound tepek manusie hine itu. bgn nk melihat ke atas, tp...
berbaldi.baldi air sabun disimbah, aku dijadikan sasaran. si besi yg td nyer bersedih, ketawe terkekek.kekek. drama+lakonan smate.mate! manusie ramai di tingkat 2,3dan sedikit di tingkat 4 sambel menyanyikan lagu keraian. haha. disuroh nyer aku memberi ucapan.
thx to da mastermind+bdk bilik yg senget. gud luck test taxation nnt. aku da menggigil kesejokan bersame air yg dicampur rumput, dan sabun basuh jename daia dan berbagai lg. ade pule sebaldi air yg telah terendam kucing didalam nyer.
thx buddies!
havoc+gempak.
wallaahh~~
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mkn duet org
wallaahh~~
esok hari ahad dlm kalendar aku. ehhe.
arinih tibe2 nk cerite psl si pengemis slash org mtk sedekah. aku musykil sgt, majority org yg mengemis nih, mesti di kalangan india muslim aka mamak or sort of mamak. xtaw la klu die ade mix african ke hape an. *no offense ok, aku tulis ape yg aku nmpk*
otw nk g PAS dr SACC MALL, ade je indian muslim nih duduk mtk sedekah kt tepi2 jln. perasan x? then yg xbley blah, buat muke kasihan, seperti kaw tuh misken papa kedane sgt, tp ade plak plastik+kotak kfc kt sebelah. ok, take away eyy? haha. siutt ajerh.
then satu hari, g la mkn di sec 2, kerane ade org dgn baek hati ingin ajak mkn selepas tgk rugbi malaysia vs india *india lg??!* kt stadium ape tah dlm indok tuh. then dtg la 3 org bdk kecik siap pkai porch mcm org jualjual kt pasar mlm, adek bradek kowt mtk sedekah kt meje2 mkn. dtg kt meje aku, kene plak sesi temubual.
"mtk bantuan, derme"
"mak mane?"
"ade, kt rmh. saket"
"ayah mane?"
"da meninggal"
"byk da kutip duet? gaye beg nih cam berat je"
*dgn muke kasihan, menggeleng kepale* igt aku nk simpati, P.E.G.I M.A.M.P.O.S la.
kwn aku, da siap bukak wallet da nk bg duet, tp xjd nk bg sbb bdk 2 cam kerek.kerek ayam je nk jeling.jeling sbb byk sgt tanye.
tp atlast, bg gak rm2. tp die xblah, siap bley mtk plak kt kwn aku lg sorg.
ini da melampao nih wey. klu rm2x5 org= rm 10. kitorg bantai gelak. mmg muke tembok cine xmalu betol. haha. teros blah.
tgk gaye dorg nih, bkn nyer misken sgt pom. mcm ade sindiket je, dalang disebalek sume nih.
sbb 2 aku xpnah nk kesian.
klu tgk kt lrt pandan jaya, ade plak cine sorg ni konon.konon kudong, masok kan sebelah tgn dlm baju. igt org yg lalu lalang tu bodoh ke weyh. nmpk kowt tgn kaw 2 dlm baju. nk menipu pom xprofesional. baju xde plak nk compang.camping. elok je mcm baru bli kt the store. bhahaha!~
do u now where ur brain is?
wallaahh~~
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009
from kj
wallaahh~~
5 fakta menarik tentang pemberi anugerah ni:
- sgt tidak hebat dlm ice skatin.
- tidak kenal erti malu. *melekat mcm spiderman di pintu office yg tinted mase balek skola, da lupe npe kaw wat cam tuh.*
- penyimbah asid thinner di bdn sy ms form3. *hoho*
- mamarazzi. taw SEMUA gossip kt skola.
- super.duper kecohh. zazzz!
10 fakta tentang diri sendiri
- selalu nyer, 1st impression org kt sy, "sombong gyle, blagak, garang, not friendly." im used to it. hoho. but then nnt dorg akan deny sume tuh after da knl.
- sy tidak murah senyuman.
- sy suke rmbt kerinting.kerinting mcm ezlynn+amylea AF siket2. howt oh!
- pantang sy adalah menunggu. klu org yg tggu sy, pedulik la~ kuikui.
- kedekut bli brg utk diri sendiri. klu utk org laen, xpnah kesah. penyakit ke hape tuh??!
- ckp byk.byk., gelak kuat.kuat
- cerewet kowt. nk bli kasot pom kdg2 servey smpe kt OU+TS+SUNWAY, then baru decide.
- sy seorg yg berdikari. haha. kaw caye x, kj?
- suke bg name baru. sape yg jd kwn sy, pasti ade name baru dr sy. contoh tedekat: "syadarli" hoho
- ade slogan sendiri. hanye bdk rmh aje yg taw. bhahaha~
Pilih 5 pemenang anugerah yang seterusnya:
- hey day said may day
- noel-sky-
- spagetti life
- pojikuygbaek
- n sape2 yg terase nk award, amek la!
thx buddy =)
wallaahh~~
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