flu-hidung-hidung baru

wallaahh~~

three words: fcuk u hard!
benci flu sgt22~

im dying. aku rs la. hakhak. pnah dgr ratu brazil mati sbb diserang virus? then doc nk selamatkan die, potong la kaki n tgn die, so that virus tu xserang other parts of the body. but then, unfortunately, mati jgk akhirnye beliaw. wa~~ bile aku kene virus seleseme je, aku pk pasal ratu cantek tu. klu nk mati, mati je la. xyah la nk kerat22 wei. aku xnk jd cam tu weyh.

aku asek ceceme. then demam akan joen venture skalik. klu bertuah, saket tekak pon nk jd rakan kongsi. haish. xthn betol. aku rs nk wat plastic surgery nk tukar hidung dgn org laen. benci nyer aku. sbb hidung aku asek di serang flu. aku xkesah la hidung baru aku tu nnt xmancung ke, lubang hidung besar ke, kembang ke. aslkan flu xbeminat nk wat investment kt hidung tuh!

ade sape22 beminat nk tukar hidung?
wallaahh~~

si gyle dr bandung

wallaahh~~

3oth JAN = her.

si gyle ini akan balekk malaysia for a week hol. n i miss her badly with da capital 'M'. I guess we'll hang out n mkn nando's kt SACC mall till late nite like we did b4 u went to bandung. do u still keep da list of stuff u need that i wrote on a piece of nando's tissue?

see u when i see u,

wallaahh~~

si jambang glemer

wallaahh~~

maseh ingat kepade lecturer MAF220 ini? time intersesi tuh. igt?

ok, here goes da story. aku cam belek22 majalah mastika keluaran januari 2009. bace punye bace, tibe22 tekluar gmbr lelaki di atas neyy dlm majalah tu. tekejott aku sehh. sbb aku sgt cam muke die. aku da lupe da tajokk artikel die pe, tp something related to agame sikh la. since sir Autar Singh neyy presiden persatuan sikh die la, so mastika tanye la psl agame die.

maw tau lebey lanjot? beli sendr majalah tu ye. warne biru cover die. ehhe. hebatt la sir. glemer sehh. phewwitt!

bye utk 2.45pg,

wallaahh~~

OU stories

wallaahh~~

just got home from OU. 1st time g OU weyy. i repeat, 1st time. 1st time, paham x weyyy?!! haha, taw aku cam ketinggalan skett. wateva, who cares anyway? g sane besame mmber yg membesar same22. hakhak.

it's her, wawa.

actually, g OU nk tangkap gmbr utk assignment BEL312, then tgh syok22 focus camere hp ku yg xseberape neyy, pakguard tego plak. haish. kene halaw kami kemudian. it was like--oww, fcuk~ then, teman plak minah neyy wat pedicure kt the nail parlour. guess what? da workers are all phillipinos AND some of them are half girl half boy? do we call them as she, he or it? whateva. but then, those "maknyah" are all kinda pretty. yela, golongan seperti ini mmg suke kan kecantikan, melebihi perempuan tulen.

back to da story, after da siap sume, jln22. lapa. g la mkn kt this thai restaurant called just thai. da food was like--damn syiok man. seddapp!! xnyesal punye. haha. bleyy kenyang smpai mlm pulak tuh. ehhe.

then then, jln lagi. tibe22 tenmpk adekk seseorg. cam tekejot la. tp xtekejot sgt la. then g la carik manusie yg sepatot nyer dlm reject shopp tuh. agaga. akhir nyer, jumpe la manusie tuh. sian, die kate xde saiz baju utk die. can i assume dat, cloth nowadays are made smaller then b4? ntah. kuikui. tp akhir nyer beliaw ke kaunter pembayaran. ade saiz la tuh....

ni la beliaw. yg tesempak kt reject shopp OU. yg xde saiz tuh. she's chez.

motif kedue cam nk carik kasott. tp kedai kasot yg digemari xbukak! sbb cuti CNY. haish. tp aku beli jgk 1 pair. cntekk~ like it badly. so, OU is actually small. ntah la. nmpk cam besa. tp sbnr nye kecik. cam in few hours je da bleyy tawaf. ke aku yg xtawaff abes?

da pnt22 sume, pulang la kami kemudian. aku agak gayat bile si wawa ni drive. die cam nk drift plakk. taw la federal highway clear an. adoii. aku cam asek jerit22 je bile die break. haha. die bleyy plak ckp"jgn risaww eyy. aku xkan ape22kan kaw" ngeng btoll. aku xbese kowt naek krete pnjg22 neyy. sbb aku bwk krete kontot je. xmampu.

pnt.

wallaahh~~

my lil brother

wallaahh~~

tp my lil brother;

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!

yeah, that's my brother. gd luck 4 your new band. u roxx babe! maw present apa ya? bile ayah tanye beliaw, maw present ape utk besday kali ni, die cume jwb nk "monthly allowance increment" hebat an? cam tu tiap22 bulan la kaw dpt hadiah besday. hakhak. what a smart boy.

well, ayah aku da siap tgk dorg perform kt utube. so, do i need to give any publicity anymore, boy? lov ya~

wallaahh~~