flu-hidung-hidung baru

wallaahh~~

three words: fcuk u hard!
benci flu sgt22~

im dying. aku rs la. hakhak. pnah dgr ratu brazil mati sbb diserang virus? then doc nk selamatkan die, potong la kaki n tgn die, so that virus tu xserang other parts of the body. but then, unfortunately, mati jgk akhirnye beliaw. wa~~ bile aku kene virus seleseme je, aku pk pasal ratu cantek tu. klu nk mati, mati je la. xyah la nk kerat22 wei. aku xnk jd cam tu weyh.

aku asek ceceme. then demam akan joen venture skalik. klu bertuah, saket tekak pon nk jd rakan kongsi. haish. xthn betol. aku rs nk wat plastic surgery nk tukar hidung dgn org laen. benci nyer aku. sbb hidung aku asek di serang flu. aku xkesah la hidung baru aku tu nnt xmancung ke, lubang hidung besar ke, kembang ke. aslkan flu xbeminat nk wat investment kt hidung tuh!

ade sape22 beminat nk tukar hidung?
wallaahh~~

si gyle dr bandung

wallaahh~~

3oth JAN = her.

si gyle ini akan balekk malaysia for a week hol. n i miss her badly with da capital 'M'. I guess we'll hang out n mkn nando's kt SACC mall till late nite like we did b4 u went to bandung. do u still keep da list of stuff u need that i wrote on a piece of nando's tissue?

see u when i see u,

wallaahh~~

si jambang glemer

wallaahh~~

maseh ingat kepade lecturer MAF220 ini? time intersesi tuh. igt?

ok, here goes da story. aku cam belek22 majalah mastika keluaran januari 2009. bace punye bace, tibe22 tekluar gmbr lelaki di atas neyy dlm majalah tu. tekejott aku sehh. sbb aku sgt cam muke die. aku da lupe da tajokk artikel die pe, tp something related to agame sikh la. since sir Autar Singh neyy presiden persatuan sikh die la, so mastika tanye la psl agame die.

maw tau lebey lanjot? beli sendr majalah tu ye. warne biru cover die. ehhe. hebatt la sir. glemer sehh. phewwitt!

bye utk 2.45pg,

wallaahh~~

OU stories

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just got home from OU. 1st time g OU weyy. i repeat, 1st time. 1st time, paham x weyyy?!! haha, taw aku cam ketinggalan skett. wateva, who cares anyway? g sane besame mmber yg membesar same22. hakhak.

it's her, wawa.

actually, g OU nk tangkap gmbr utk assignment BEL312, then tgh syok22 focus camere hp ku yg xseberape neyy, pakguard tego plak. haish. kene halaw kami kemudian. it was like--oww, fcuk~ then, teman plak minah neyy wat pedicure kt the nail parlour. guess what? da workers are all phillipinos AND some of them are half girl half boy? do we call them as she, he or it? whateva. but then, those "maknyah" are all kinda pretty. yela, golongan seperti ini mmg suke kan kecantikan, melebihi perempuan tulen.

back to da story, after da siap sume, jln22. lapa. g la mkn kt this thai restaurant called just thai. da food was like--damn syiok man. seddapp!! xnyesal punye. haha. bleyy kenyang smpai mlm pulak tuh. ehhe.

then then, jln lagi. tibe22 tenmpk adekk seseorg. cam tekejot la. tp xtekejot sgt la. then g la carik manusie yg sepatot nyer dlm reject shopp tuh. agaga. akhir nyer, jumpe la manusie tuh. sian, die kate xde saiz baju utk die. can i assume dat, cloth nowadays are made smaller then b4? ntah. kuikui. tp akhir nyer beliaw ke kaunter pembayaran. ade saiz la tuh....

ni la beliaw. yg tesempak kt reject shopp OU. yg xde saiz tuh. she's chez.

motif kedue cam nk carik kasott. tp kedai kasot yg digemari xbukak! sbb cuti CNY. haish. tp aku beli jgk 1 pair. cntekk~ like it badly. so, OU is actually small. ntah la. nmpk cam besa. tp sbnr nye kecik. cam in few hours je da bleyy tawaf. ke aku yg xtawaff abes?

da pnt22 sume, pulang la kami kemudian. aku agak gayat bile si wawa ni drive. die cam nk drift plakk. taw la federal highway clear an. adoii. aku cam asek jerit22 je bile die break. haha. die bleyy plak ckp"jgn risaww eyy. aku xkan ape22kan kaw" ngeng btoll. aku xbese kowt naek krete pnjg22 neyy. sbb aku bwk krete kontot je. xmampu.

pnt.

wallaahh~~

my lil brother

wallaahh~~

tp my lil brother;

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!

yeah, that's my brother. gd luck 4 your new band. u roxx babe! maw present apa ya? bile ayah tanye beliaw, maw present ape utk besday kali ni, die cume jwb nk "monthly allowance increment" hebat an? cam tu tiap22 bulan la kaw dpt hadiah besday. hakhak. what a smart boy.

well, ayah aku da siap tgk dorg perform kt utube. so, do i need to give any publicity anymore, boy? lov ya~

wallaahh~~

stay focus

wallaahh~~

hell-o, mello, dello, and fello.

cuti ni aku berazam nk study LAW240, FAR250, n wat assignment BEL312+MKT243. but then, again, my lazynesses made me just focus of anything else. all that i can think of rite now is to go out n meet my fwens--movie-ing, lepak-ing, mabok-ing (hakhak) and usha-ing.

talk bout fwens, im just wondering when can we have our futsal match. gmi buddies vs my uitm hommies+pv geng. it must be sporty+bitchy at da same time. ngee~ amy can be da captain of pom2 girls. i can imagine how flirty she is dat time.

well, just wait for dat moment to come, sooner or later.
did i ever mention dat i dont like u very much?
wallaahh~~

sadis di pg hari

wallaahh~~

selamat pukol 3.16pg.

xbley tido. sbnr nyer aku da wat persiapan rapi nk tido. baring22, tutup mate, pusing kiri kanan (smpe 3 round ok!), tp xleyy lelap jgk. make, aku pon bgn balekk, bkk lappy. hakhak.
chek ym, xde plak manusie yg beminat aku nk chat on9. kol22 member xangkat. adehh. payah la cani.

aku nk mkn chicken wing pizza hut. bley mkn pizza hut ke weyy? die menyumbang kt israel ke? adoii. tulun22. dgn cheezy wedges kfc, dgn ais blended white caramel mocha n tomyam kung secret recipe, dgn ayam golekk kt pasar ramadan (haha!), + milo cincaw kt kandang! fuckin seddappp~

craving 4 food,
wallaahh~~

rambot VS bulu ayam

wallaahh~~

RAMBOT IDAMAN AKU!!!

da mcm bulu ayam la kaler22 biru, merah kuneng, tp version bulu ayam yg da lame di pakai!

:DD

wallaahh~~

memories

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cuti. ye, cuti. da cuti lagi. bdk skola cuti, uitm aku pon cuti. bile cuti CNY neyy, aku teringt plak kt skola rendah aku. cuti nyer extra-vagant sket. pastu nnt ade cuti chap goh meyy la ape.

dulu time skola rendah, girls maen lompat getah, sane sini lompat getah. xde pon maen tingting ke, cak cekop ke, sepsep tomtom ke, batu seremban ke. boys plak maen basketball. pg22 dtg skola da maen basket ball. yg agak nerdy sket, bace buku kt hall, or copy22 homework.
homework. ye. klu xsiap kene wat kt luar kelas tepi longkang sampai siap. hakhak. mase standard 4, aku xsiap keje then kene wat kt dpn pejabat guru besar. so, anytime guru besar keluar, n nmpk muke22 xsiap homework, ganjaran menanti kami.

mase rehat aku mkn bekal yg mak aku buat. comey an? haha. sbb was-was dgn kantin tuh. dorg jual mknn halal ke? aku mcm hairan tgk 2,3 bdk melayu selambe badak je bli mknn kt kantin tuh. time lunch hour, makann dtg kt aku melalui kedtgan mak aku ke skola. then, time PJ sgt best. sume org akan pkai tights pendek, xkire laki pmpn. xde malu22. maybe skang dorg da implement sluar pnjg? ntah.

cikgu aku xde sorg pon melayu. except ustaz yg ajar agame tuh la. mase klas agame aku pkai la tudung, after klas aku simpan tudung dlm drawer. bile next clas agame, aku carik balek tudung aku yg dlm drawer tuh. :)) N, dulu aku agak racist sbb aku xkwn dgn bdk melayu skola aku. then aku da balance sket bile ptg22 aku g skola rendah agame. mase tuh baru ade kwn melayu ramai sket.

rindu, sweet je.
wallaahh~~

housemate

wallaahh~~

housemateku = gadgets~ itu la tema post arinih. sbb aku cam terperasan plak dorg neyy ade persamaan dgn alat canggeh ituh..

NAAJ = die ibarat ipod bg aku. sbb? setiap pagi aku bgn tido sure22 dgr lagu22 dr hp canggeh die. yg pasti lagu die jarang org laen maen kt mp3 or ipod. pg22 aku bersarapan dgn asma ul husna, zikir22, n nasyid22 la. sgt positif, memulekan hari dgn keinsafan penoh di dade. ehhe.

NFMR = manusie neyy plak cam hp aku. mane aku ade situ la die. ckp dgn die, tido dgn die, mkn dgn die, g klas dgn die. sume aktiviti and rutin harian ade die. kecuali *ttuutt* la.~ agaga

FNM = haha. die sgt rajen kejot aku tido. die la kejot aku smyg suboh, die la jugak kejot tido, sroh mandi time pg22. die la kejot aku tido siang, g klas kol 2 or 4. make die neyy da cam alarm aku. teroskan usehe anda ye!

NAA = die cam lappy aku. sbb die addicted dgn kaler lappy aku. lgpon die la tmpt aku gado22 n ejek22 di kale bosan n xbosan. so die menceriekan idop aku. function nyer same je cam lappy aku, entertainment kut?

FSMF = BLUR! mcm camere hp aku yg xbrape nk canggeh tuh. hakhak.

yg laen22, act normally jerh.
wallaahh~~

AY

wallaahh~~

mood=bengang+hangat hati.

ok, fine. kaw xkluar dgn aku. aku ok lg. aku taw kaw ade exam arabic ari sabtu. fine, aku tggu je bile kaw leh reconfirm dgn aku jd kluar ke x.
the thing is, kaw xreply pe22 pon kt aku. klu xley kluar ckp la xley. aku bkn nk mrh pon. da kaw xbgtaw aku pe22, kaw ley plak kluar dgn sape tah g ts. klu kaw xtanye psl suraw kt NZSAZ, kompem aku xtaw kaw kluar arituh.
bengang la, aku dok tggu reply kaw cam org bongok. NZSAZ plak xtaw aku pnah tanye kaw nk kluar x, sbb tuh die bgtaw aku kaw kt ts. mase tuh aku amat berasap la an.
wateva la, tp yg pasti, klu aku yg plan nk kluar, mesti kaw xleyy. ade je la alasan kaw yg berbagai tuh. aku ajak kaw ari sabtu, kaw xtaw plak nk leh kluar ke x. ade projek la nk siap kan, pe la, taik kucing la. then suddenly kaw kate ahad nk kluar, bley plak??
da tuh sabtu kaw g ts, bley plak?
fine la, aku taw bff kaw DSSA je an. yg laen22 neyy pe la sgt kowt. especially aku la, yg amat22 xrpt dgn bdk pv sbb aku je xdudok sp. kadang22 aku rs dlm geng pv hanye ade kaw, DSSA, dgn NZSAZ n FAS. aku dgn NAA cam additional jerk~
bongek, xsuke keadaan neyy.
aku cam da lame vavi kowt x hang out dgn kaw kt ts, mid or sunway. asek22 k4, secret, piza, yg area22 sp gak.

fine.
wallaahh~~

a day with gmi buddies

wallaahh~~

aku baru pulang. setelah 3 ari bepoye22 besame mereke si gyle. seronok! tp amat penat ya rabbi sbb jln kaki jaohh gler vavi. hakhak.

congrats la ye si bear22, juare boling. wa~ aku yg kalah disuroh belanje minom. da la duet ade rm3.60 jerh. adehh. anyway, seronok bgt deyh! sucka. :DD

ingin keluar besame anda kalian lagiks! tp xtaw la, nex week suda start cutik.

make kumpul duet dulu eyy~

*simbolik*

wallaahh~~

si miskin

wallaahh~~

salam namaste. tulun22!
dlm purse aku ade rm3.60 je weyh. sgt xsuke keadaan inih. ehhe. aku sekarang adalah si miskin yg kesian. tulun la~
nk tuggu next elaun cam lambt lg weyh.
aku baru beniat utk kluar bepoye22 pada esok hari.
xde sape nk wat amal kebajikan kt aku kerh? *wink*

akan kluar juge esok!
wallaahh~~

BFF-kj

wallaahh~~

hepy besday BFF!

si maniss *kowt* besday gurl yg betudung hitam. sebelah nye - SUM.

hepy besday la weyh. success selalu keyy. syg kaw muchy22. *wink*

ey weyh, kaw gay agy ke? agaga

wallaahh~~

law240

wallaahh~~

OHHOOHOY! aku agak tekejot arinih. sbb? LAW240. ye btol. subjek commercial law itu la. ingin taw kisah nyer??

beliaw adalah lecturer yg conduct lectures aje utk klas law240 klas aku. setelah dirisik22, beliaw seorg yg tegas org nyer. bukti?

bukti petame;

kitorg igt klas cancel as sum1 did told us bout it. tp tibe22 ade plak;

pengamal undang22: mengikut peraturan akademik, klu lecturer x dtg lepas korg tggu 15 minit bulat, baru korg bley blah. tp ni baru 5 minit da cabot. *begitu la lebey kurg*

kami : *sengeh*

bukti ke-2;

pengamal undang22 : mengikut sahsiah rupa diri uitm akta 1957 *kowt, da lupe akta ape die ckp* baju sleeveles dan shortsleeves utk perempuan are prohibited. dan tlg jgn pkai selipar jamban masok klas sy. selipar tu la masok jamban, selipar tu la masok klas, ape nilai sy pada awk??

bukti ke-3;

pengamal undang22 : sy cerite la kt senior kamu, students ckp sy suke mrh22.

senior : mmg la puan, sape yg puan xpnah marah?

*mase ni aku rs nyawe aku kt ujung tandok je*

bukti ke-4

pengamal undang22 : kamu jgn kedekowt sgt nk bli buku, klu kamu fotostat buku, kamu da langgar undang22 copyright act 1968.

hebat an beliaw?

hoho. wey. kene bli buku conract law. adehh. payah cani. ohho ches, aku xbleyy thn klu kaw ckp dgn aku pon gne fakta22 n case study. camane tah kaw dgn kaum undang22 kaw kt mmu an?

penin22.

wallaahh~~

2009

wallaahh~~

hepi taon baru people. xde perasaan pon sambot taon baru. relex n cool je mcm ari22 bese. ceit.

cuti awam pada arinih. sebelum kebosanan tinggal dirumah melande diri aku, make aku pon telah merancang siap22 utk g tgk muvi. pilihan nye : bedtime stories + 4 christmasses.

kami seperti golongan vvip mase tgk bedtime stories kerane duduk di seat bahagian depan. hebat an? penohh gyle la. cite die bese22 aje. ok la bg aku. xde la sedapp sgt. 3 bintang la. tp 4 christmasses sgt bosan. *amaran kerajaan* anda yg mempunyai kehidupan yg penoh warna warni n ceria tidak disarankan menonton ye. mase aku tgk pon cinema kosong je. 3 line je ade org, tu pon xpnoh. adehh. hakhak. 1.5 bintang! agaga. tp tu sume pndapat aku je. korg cube la try eyy.

mcm ade pesta manusie plak. ramai gyle vavi. pukul 10pg da pnjg2222 berator nk bli tiket wayang. dasat.

selamat berazam baru.
wallaahh~~